Cast of Characters

CAST of CHARACTERS

The Chayotes

Want help keeping track of who's who or who's in the band without flipping back and forth to Chapter 13? Please proceed. *

Curious what celebrities I Frankensteined together in my mind as a visual aid? I'd love to share, but it's probably best I don't. And you've no doubt created your own images of these guys that you may want to keep intact.

IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

Thørnn (Thorston K. Philbin) aka “Stone” – Burned out, pampered, and not getting any younger, this hair band era rock star becomes unrecognizable without a shave or a long blond stage wig to cover his dark but greying short hair.
Seymour Cranston – As Thørnn’s/Stone’s long-time, controlling LA manager, and the main antagonist of the story (although not the only), he pushes his search for Stone into a panicky overdrive.
Nelli (License Plate: WONELLI) – Stone’s 2013 Lamborghini Aventador in special order viola shimmer has sentient qualities that often manipulate the ride’s outcome.
Erik Johnson – (Brief Appearance) Shareholder for indie label Love Triangle Records that gave Stone’s garage band The Fenders their start around 1980.
Lexi (Jacqueline Alexis Stephens) – Stiff, snippy and biased civil servant by day, emancipated vocalist by night, a tenant at the Silver Springs Road ranch.
“Ranger Sam” (Sam Ramirez) – Lexi’s contraband chayote supplier, eavesdropping coworker, and unintentional malware sampler.
Reggie (Reginauld) no last name… – Surfer-drifter who accepts Nelli in exchange for his bike and cart (for ten days), resembles Thørnn’s (wigged) rock star image when he cleans up. With a damaged relationship in his past, he has a thing for Dewey and his own dreams to pursue.
Harper Kelly – Irish-born/Australian-raised lighthearted Sheriff’s deputy who mixes his ethnic slang terms regularly, extra observant ranch tenant, old friend of Tilly’s (it’s not what you think… probably).
“Maytag” (Joe) – Spiritual drifter mentor? Biblical revisiting being? Stone’s imagination? He’s none of those but no spoilers here.
“Dewey” Deux Doigts – Raised in Big Sur by an ornithology artist and a horticulturist possessing a fraction of Chumash heritage, this 40-year-old free-spirited waitress at Nepenthe goes along for the ride with Reggie and Nelli and inspires a musical proposition from Mr. Chool.
Butt & Whiff – The chayote-planting Australian cattle dogs who have meaningful conversations in their heads and unwittingly coax the “Jack-and-the-Beanstalk” type growth of the squash.
The Band: (with the addition of Stone & Lexi)
- Johnny Gibson – Owner of a ranch that produces pickleweed but not weed-weed, hosts regular jam sessions in his barn. Pushing 70, band leader. Lead and bass guitar, heavy on the wah-wah pedal, lead vocals.
- Cooper “Coupe” DeVille – 40’s something handy man and ranch tenant with partner Cindy Sue, concert opportunity researcher, dream supporter. Drummer.
- Cindy Sue Bilou – Coupe’s partner, cat fur textile artist, chocolate brownie specialist. Tambourine, cowbell, maracas and… what? She can play the ____?
- Hope Fiendly – Retired fisherman, frustrated songwriter, lesbian, separated from a non-traditional marriage, in a love triangle with ____? Rhythm & Bass guitar.
- Karo Von Dame – Owner of the Washed Ashore second-hand store, stocker at The Greens Goddess, early 60s, mostly single. Bass and lead guitar, fiddle, ukulele, cello, keyboards, drums, most wind instruments, vocals.
- Randall “Rand” McNally – Grumpy retired land developer and unaffordable affordable housing investor. Divorced, wife was friends with Tilly, keyboards, drummer, short-lived 80s garage band past.
Everyone Else:
Tilly Gibson – Johnny’s keeper, the glue that keeps the property managed and the jam’s cravings fed, with a secret of her own. Semi-retired friend of Harper.
Officer Forsythe (special guest appearances) – California Highway Patrol officer, autograph collector, and another admirer of the captivating Dewey.
Mr. Chool “Chooly” – Manager of the Effin’ Rock Concert in Monterey, meets Reggie & Dewey at the Pebble Beach Golf Course. Seems it’s always the managers playing the antagonists here.

*Of course, this book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

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